I present to you the Ideal Mother: She is gentle, kind, generous...
At the opposite end of the Mother Spectrum, this is my reality:
Good thing I have a sense of humor. It's one of the best things I have. Well, besides all those kids. A bunch of us are in there, somewhere. Piled up, in each others' faces, laughing and choking together. Heaven knows we don't have any peace and quiet.
Say a prayer for all the mothers today, will ya? Motherhood is a wild ride!