Real question.
Our internet has been a bit snarky lately, and the small ones were surprised by all the things we could not do. No weather report. No maps. No Netflix. No news, no blog. No architecture game that he loves so well. No Minecraft.
The eight year old ran through a list of all the things he could not do, and then decided that above all, breakfast was the most important.
And we could, in fact, still make waffles without the internet.
So he lived happily ever after.